A Quick Wit...

One time in Bandon, the priest was near Jack at the funeral saying prayers, when the bell went and the priest noticed that Jack had finished well before him.
"You were quick at saying the Angelus Jack."
said the priest suspiciously,
and yer man said
"That's practice father."
He was very quick with his answers.
Jack  Ahearne was his name. He used to work in Reilly's funeral home in north main street in Bandon, that's how the priest knew him so well. He' dead years now.